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Why I Use “Cheap” Gear: It’s More Than Just the Cost
Every time my elite security detail allows one of my adoring fans to come within 15 feet of me, the fan always asks me two questions: 1) How is it that I am even more stunningly beautiful in person, and 2) Why do I use a lot of what would be considered “cheap” instruments from
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Songs Explained: An Alien Abduction Story (The Probing)
So, I guess I have some explaining to do on this one. First, please accept my apologies to those who didn’t think the song was either appropriate or funny. I am truly sorry… that you don’t have a sense of humor. Now, go piss your panties somewhere else, please. To the rest of you 2-3
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Goodbye Spotify! Why The Schnooks Left the Streaming Service
The average listener may not know this, but a huge number of songs on Spotify DO NOT make their creators any money. They can have 20 songs, each with up to 999 listens in the year, and they wouldn’t make a single cent from Spotify. Why? Because of a new policy instituted over a year
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Songs Explained: Buckle Up – A Dedication to Ukraine as They Fight for Survival
There’s a bit of misinformation floating out there about this song, so here is the definitive answer as to the meaning of “Buckle Up.” You’re not going to like this, but it means whatever the listener wants it to mean. Maybe it’s a song about solidarity. Or maybe it’s about making it through another semester