We can be found on your favorite streaming service. Unless you use Spotify. If you do, why? You are essentially listening to theft happening! You may not be aware of it, so we want to give you a heads-up…. CLICK HERE for details.
Welcome to the Schnooks HQ! Since you’re here, that obviously means that you are one of our many, many superfans. So, with that in mind, allow us to extend our warmest greetings to a fellow Schnook!
I’ll spare you from having to ask and just tell you that, yes, this incredible work of graphic design and coding that you are now gazing upon was all done by me. I Know what you’re thinking: “How can this one mortal human make a visual masterpiece like this site? He must be a prodigy.” Well, yeah, I am. But I try not to let neither my superior intelligence nor my sex symbol looks get to my head. I’m just a normal person like everyone else. I put my pants on one leg at a time with the assistance of my servants and harem like any other Tom, Dick, or Harry.
The Schnooks is the abomination of multi-instrumentalist Stephen Bernhard. Based in Batavia, Ohio, The Schnooks doesn’t “play by the rules” of the modern music industry. They create what they want, regardless of what may be trending on social media algorithms.
Not bound to any one genre, The Schnooks’ catalog includes electronic, comedy, spoken word, pop, folk, heavy alternative, and more.
This isn’t a band for everybody, and that’s the point.
